The American Government.

  • Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
  • Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
  • OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
  • Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
  • Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can -
  • Court: How dare you breathe?

If I like you, I’m going to tease you.

You know I trust you …

  • When I let you hold on to my phone
  • When I give you the password to my facebook and tumblr
  • When I share my secrets with you
  • When I vent to you
  • When I share my past with you

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#this  

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San Diego & it’s bipolar weather.

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I’d rather not think about the past.

keyawhnew:

So don’t bring it up.

BIRTHDAY SEX

by Jeremiah

I wish it was easier to see you more often.

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The thing about me is…

ms-faggot:

The thing about me is I don’t fight back at all. I’m not a fighting person. I just take the pain and brush it off. I don’t like fighting fire with fire. If your going to start shit with me and I didn’t do anything, whats my point to be even fighting back? You feel like starting shit go ahead but your wasting your time and breath while I do nothing about it.

Calling each other babe when you don’t date.

  • Boys on Tumblr: Dear Future Girlfriend, I'd treat you so good. I would buy you all the food you can eat and give you piggy back rides all over the place.
  • Boys at my school: I wanna eat that hoe's pussy and fuck her so good. Then I wanna smack her ass and ride her all day.
  • Boys on Tumblr: I think she's gorgeous.
  • Boys at my school: Damn bitch, you uglier than a muh'fucker.

I hope you stay in my life.

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